Kataw-anan (Jokes)

ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES:    A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his   father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The  father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are  three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a ...

I was shot by a 9mm bullet at the head damaging my entire stupid brain and my fucking skull so that i will die and stop speaking english preventing people from nosebleeding! -in loving memory of inday! (Ayan ...

Pinoy Haircut There was this good old barber in a city in the United States ..  One day a florist went to him for a haircut. After the cut, he wanted to pay the barber but the barber replied, "I ...

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead! Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes ...

Involuntary Muscular Contractions A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. ...

A blonde was driving down the street in a panic because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven, she said, 'Oh Lord, please take pity on me. If you find ...

PINOY CONTRACTOR Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from the Philippines, another from Mexico and an American. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. ...

Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?' Wife: 'I clean the toilet ..' Husband: 'How does that help?' Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The ...