Sosyal Na Si Inday-In loving Memory Of Inday‏

I was shot by a 9mm bullet at the head damaging my
entire stupid brain and my fucking skull so that i
will die and stop speaking english preventing people
from nosebleeding!


-in loving memory of inday!
(Ayan patay na sya! Sa wakas tapos na ang mga ka
hibangan)hahaha

  
“I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky
contemplating why, for some reasons, has my
emptiness made itself manifests, extending to that
niche where I was given life and growth, that
because of austerity I was made separated from…”
  
- Inday… hindi makatulog dahil nahohomesick

  
  
  
“I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into
slumber, though the downpour of rain should’ve made
it easy. This exuberant emotional glue I have for
you, cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity
of what I feel for you is inevitable. This isn’t
platonic. It’s real, true romance.”
  
-          Inday, nageemote sa may bintana, habang
iniisip si Dodong, ang boyfriend niya
  
  
  
“The statute restricts me to love you but you have
the provocation. The way you smile is the proximate
cause why I love you. We have some rules to think
of. We have no vested rights to love each other
because the upper household dismissed my petition!”
  
-          ganito nakipagbreak si Inday kay Dodong
(driver ng kapitbahay)
  
  
- - - -
  
Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla
inglesira ka… would you please purchase many fishes
for our this week’s meals?
  
Inday: Judging from your statement I believe you
meant a variety of fish. The term “fishes”, although
rarely and even erroneously used, connotes a
plethora or an array of different kinds of the
aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more
pressing questions before I traveresed the road to
the wet market would be: What certain type of fish?
Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day’s
catch? (Pauses) Aaah… by manner of careful
extrapolation, given the meager budget in this
houshold’s quasi-peasant middle class taste, I
assume then I will source the staple
“galewng-gowng”. Am I correct?
  
Amo:  grrrrr!  (edited)
  
Inday: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then the
“ba-ngooz” is it!
- - - -
  
  
  
“La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es
tan duro de pasar. Puede usted bajar el precio parci
mi? Soy ya su compradora avido diario por favor?
  
-          si Inday tumatawad sa merkado ng isinama
siya ng amo sa España
  
  
  
*Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar
serve with milagrosa rice (red avriety) and apricot
sauce
*Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra
virgin olive olive
*Lychee and peach salad with sour cream cheese
topped with lemon zests
  
-          baon ni Junior sa daycare na inihanda ni
Inday
  
  
    
“Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient
to this Filipino delicacy which is very helpful in
the digestion during the peristaltic process of the
food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and
floods, the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen
the production in the market.”
  
-          banat ni Inday kung bakit walang
“kangkong” sa nilutong sinigang
  
  

  “Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the
best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing
the “oriza sativa” which is the scientific name of
rice to change its state of color, smell as well as
the taste.”
  -          sagot ni Inday nang tanungin siya ng amo
kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing
   
 
“Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would
relent to such unabashed display of vagrant
destitution!”
  
-          si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na
pulubi sa gate… (Taray talaga ni Inday!)
  
  
  
  
  
“Allergens triggered the immune response.
Eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site
and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin
including histamine and prostaglandins. These
substance results to increase circulation to the
site promoting redness.”
  
-          sagot ni inday nun tanungin ni sir kung
bakit may rashes si Junior
  
  
- - - -
  
Amo: Day! Bakit may bukol si Junior?!
  
Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics,
the not-so-well engineered architectural design of
our kitchen lavatory affected the boy’s cranium with
a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory
organ.
  
Amo: (Di nakareact)
  
  
- - - -
  
  
“Dear Mom,
  
Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have
collapsed moment ago. Junior has become a little
monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As
if it wasn’t enough, he was summoned by the
principal of his shabily run academe. Oh such an
erudite bunch of baboons! I never lot being a
governess can be such a strenuous employ.
  
Your daughter,
Inday”
  
  
“Dear Inday,
  
Salbahe ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital nanay
mo, dumugo ang ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!
  
Tatay”
  
  
- - - -
  
  Mister: Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nadadatnan kitang
nanunuod ng TV??!!!
  Inday: Because I don’t want you to see me doing
absolutely nothing!
  - - - -
  
Amo: Inday di ba nanood ka ng The Buzz kahapon? Bkit
daw umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA7?
  
Inday: Sometimes people choose to leave not because
of selfish reasons but because they just know that
things will get worse if they’ll stay. Leaving can
be a tough act and it’s harder when people can’t
understand you for doing so.
  

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